minus-squarefroh42@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•How do I stop thinking about how many hours there are left on the weekend?linkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoTell me. I recently dated this blonde girl and suddenly I’m divorced, burnt out and middle aged. Ok, I still got two cool adult kids. linkfedilink
minus-squarefroh42@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•You have a time machine with a single round trip. You hate everyone. And you are lazy. What is the least you can do to completely screw over the world with your one trip through time?linkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·4 days agoMy name is Friedrich Trump (aka Frederick Trump) and I already did that and even had a nice hump. linkfedilink
Tell me. I recently dated this blonde girl and suddenly I’m divorced, burnt out and middle aged. Ok, I still got two cool adult kids.