“There was no Tariff ‘exception’, Trump said in a social media post on Sunday. “These products are subject to the existing 20% Fentanyl Tariffs, and they are just moving to a different Tariff ‘bucket.’”

Sounds like something from The Onion.

It’s a number, and bigger numbers are always better, right?

No, no. You’re supposed to drop tables, not throw them.

I’d recommend attempting to scam ten thousand euros or pounds instead. Likely more stable, given the current situation.