My Windows automatically read these instructions from my screen and I died!

What if we sent so much food that the hoarders couldn’t hoard it all? Just a metric assload of food. Eventually food is so cheap and plentiful the hoarders give up.

DNS? DNS.

Pork rinds? Pork rinds.

Common masshole listing

When you crymin-max you neglect cry roleplay!

With Trump giving a blowjob to a man we’re back to “define woman”

So the 45th and 47th presidents blew the 42nd. The founding fathers would be proud.

oh no! is the ground ok?

Please share you data acquisition methods with the rest of the class

Supreme Court to overturn in an emergency unsigned opinion in 3…2…1…

IMO they will not ever make ads with your family’s faces because it will turn people off. Instead, they will make a fake AI family just like your family that you can relate to but won’t realize is actually supposed to be you. That is what they do now with their targeted demos but there’s only so many ads you can make the traditional way. AI will enable making hundreds of variations of the same ad.

I’ve tried slathering the inside of our pumpkins in vasaline and they still started rotting within 2 days. Wasn’t worth the unpleasant feeling of rubbing jelly on cold stringy pumpkin insides…

And this country only builds opulent ballrooms for rich people, not homeless shelters

Yeah fast forward 20 years when the couple has chronic dental/health issues and they can’t afford treatment. Or the trailer rusts and vermin sneak in. Or any one of a million emergencies that money could fix. This lifestyle only works if you’re “lucky” for an extended period of time.

They’re not very good at being wage slaves

Sex cauldron?! I thought they shut that place down!

Assert dominance, drink all the water you want and piss yourself. Keep the floor for weeks.

I can tell it’s AI by the pixels and having seen a few slops in my time

• Political leaders use their actual penises to rape underage girls and people just ignore it
• Prudish religious leaders use their actual penises to rape underage boys and people just ignore it
• Its crucial to know if the person in the bathroom stall next to you might secretly have a penis

Just absolutely obsessed with dicks in this country

Can we like, throw the meat away instead of eating it? Prime Bezos meat cuts don’t sound terribly appetizing