I could possibly be a scribe? I took Latin classes ages ago - and most of the ancient scribes’ work was just copying an existing copy of the Bible.

I’m decent at philosophy but terrible at Ancient Greek so that’s out.

I’m pretty decent at basic/intermediate chemistry but that’s pretty modern. Same with basic life support.

Unmarried bachelor president James Buchanan and his very very very good friend Senator William Rufus King would like a word.

We’re making acronyms!

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Staten Island is NYC’s trailer park.

(And they actually have a trailer park. Yes, there is technically a trailer park within NYC limits.)