https://youtu.be/KvEW3e0BLn8

All of them? Is there even a theoretical pipeline for how they’re meant to be disposed of?

Who shreds/smashes them? Is there a service for that?

Right, but then what? Like cars do the same thing, but they end up in scrapyards. What’s the gun equivalent?

Yep, caught that right after I posted and made an edit.

I’ve been using a Sunbeam flip phone for a year or so. Paid for the phone up front, and pay $3/mo for use of maps, speech recognition, and continued bugfixes.

Even if phones never got new features, dev time still needs to be committed to security updates, and services (like Siri) need to be paid for. The model of getting 100% of your revenue from new phone sales is starting to break. If I could pay $3/mo for Siri or whatever and never have my phone go obsolete, I think that’d be a good deal.

Guessing they tried to use the more colloquial “to school on,” but accidentally created a garden path sentence.

Also, “Work won’t love you back.”

Yeah, I think the cutoff is 122F which isn’t insanely high.

Mark Rober on the topic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JAOTJxYqh8

Preordered 2016, bought in 2018 well before he was out of the Nazi closet.

Had service done in 2022, this is how my service advisor signed his fucking email.

It’s embarassing.

The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States; he may require the Opinion, in writing, of the principal Officer in each of the executive Departments, upon any Subject relating to the Duties of their respective Offices, and he shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offences against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment.

He pardons specific offences, not entire types of crimes.

They don’t come in black. Customers wrap them.

No. You see Twitter was keeping them contained. This is like the power going out at Jurassic Park.

Funny that this came up in my feed immediately after: https://www.bitsaboutmoney.com/archive/two-americas-one-bank-branch/

Just encrypt your data and don’t tell them the key that you’ve memorized. If you have trouble forgetting things, use a hammer.

I mean to paraphrase Brenan Lee Mulligan: “if you have magic that can teleport things instantly, giving the task of delivering letters to Earth’s slowest bird is animal cruelty.”