The fact that private companies exist to sell water is clearly insane to be honest.

Rip 🪦 what are the tasting notes your grace 📝 🍫

It’s probably shit

Fuck me this is a good one

будь осторожен, Сергей, ты раскроешь наше прикрытие

Are you and poopkins related or are the names just a coincidence 🎤

I am honestly fucking shocked that he’s even come to this conclusion big if true

Idk I think you can get a machine from aliexpress that will do this? Like what they use in the factory to set them up? Probably not as hard as it sounds but presumably rather involved

Jesus fucking h Christ the actual state of the nation rn rip / lol / fml fuck fuck fuck

This is one of the best far sides I have seen bravo bravo

Also don’t the f35’s have some kind of ‘off button’ that the us can press if they feel like it? Not much use if it falls out of the sky when America gets bored and starts randomly pressing buttons and shit

Sure just make sure the gangplank is wide enough to fit the clown shoes right otherwise you could fall off and lose your bag of silk handkerchiefs etc

Yeah was gna say unfortunately

Yeah this is the headline to be honest. I kinda assumed he was too thick so maybe it was somebody else’s idea but whatever. Looks like that was the play afaict

Because the product is shit, obviously

Wow that’s so radical how can you believe such fringe far left talking points

Ahh yes let’s discuss fringe radical far left views like ‘let’s not kill all the poor people’ and ‘the state has a duty to protect its citizenry’ yes, dangerously radical.

Hear hear

……but would like them to leave anyway? Clowntown intensifies? Turd unveils new bag with hole in it to hold all his tariffs? What?

good news everyone!