I had to suffer through someone’s wedding that had an impressive but out of tune pipe organ. Shame because the musician seemed talented, and at least while it lasted I didn’t have to hear about how great the guy in the sky is.

It’s clear they made this weird on purpose but still, so many questions…

the robot hangs suspended from the ceiling as its limbs twitch and kick, marking what the company claims is a step toward its goal of creating household-helper robots

Oh yeah, definitely a huge step in that direction…

Clone Robotics designed the Protoclone with a polymer skeleton that replicates 206 human bones

That’s all of the bones of an human adult. Yeah, I’m sure absolutely all of them were necessary.

“You don’t know it yet, but deep inside you’re already a cryptobro like us.”

Ah ah they wish.