Well that depends on where you look at the earth from doesn’t it. It’s like saying ‘righty righty, lefty loosey’ which only holds true as long as you’re thinking about the top edge of the screw head.

Instructions unclear, now I’m wet and sticky and banned from the gym

What are you talking about? She’s a Polish girl from Toronto (29 y/o), it says so right there!

The bonus is absolutely terrifying