Ah the good old times when we thought it couldn’t get any eviler than Cheney…

I wish you both to be right

you had me at “uncostitutional”

Trump

you can actually use them for useful things, like purchasing on such leading ecommerce sites as… uh… gettrumpfragrances.com and… er… gettrumpsneakers.com.

Says you, my trolley is pretty hot!

What is drawing top comedians to Saudi, a place where you get killed for saying or writing things the ruling family doesn’t like?

I see a trend there but I can’t quite… Wait, could it be loads of money?

Legal loophole: it’s not anti-capitalistic if you are just stupid

I track the location of hundreds maybe thousands of phones every day for minutes at the time. I see people using them while I commute. Where can I collect my fee from the US government for my services?

“Not with that attitude, you can’t!” -Lego

no. no, what she was trying to say is that we are 100% shooting Russian jets IF they are on the table. Unless we’re having dinner, in which case we’ll invite them at the table because hospitality is sacred if you are armed and not an immigrant.

No, there are at least 2 of us. Even the concept that it’s somehow a useful measure to anyone else than your local tax authorities (except maybe for people running for public office) sounds a bit iffy to me.

So you are right that giving it a name that ties it to your “worth” as a person is terrible.

ah I see you’re still using “person” as a measurement unit instead of the more modern “net worth”

It’s more that each person will have a moment in their life when they are at their gayest

To be fair all kings initially became kings exactly the way Trump is trying to do. No matter how they try to paint it as a God-given right or create elaborate origin myths, it all started with violence, marrying into power, betrayal, political scheming and a lot of inbreeding.

It’s kind of appropriate that a kingdom recognizes this (although that was probably not what they were trying to do).

Well, “study” is already such a radical-left, woke concept! Like all those “studies” about vaccines. True MAGA Patriots go by gut feeling and by other things that are also produced in the guts!

facing scrutiny for saying BS? Come on, that’s this admin’s whole thing. The only thing he’s facing is probably a “ha, that was a good one” with a complimentary slap on the back.

or CEOs

I can’t imagine how sternly worded our letter to Russia is going to be! Scary stuff.

I use Every Door. It allows to add information to various types of features (shops, buildings and more) and I find it easy to use.

Might not be the biggest risk to your life but it’s 2.3% out of 55 Millions death (so, just to put things into perspective, we’re talking 1.6M deaths per year).

Besides, the risk is not only death directly in an accident. For those 33% who died from heart diseases: stress is a risk factor for cardiovascular disease and the paper does mention specifically work stress as a risk factor

The risk of a cardiovascular event was higher in patients with a history of social isolation (OR, 2.47), marital stress (OR, 2.28), work stress (OR, 3.2), childhood abuse (OR, 2.78), or trauma (OR, 2.67).

Again not all of it will be due to commuting to work, but raising your stress levels by having you commute needlessly in traffic is not good for your health even if you don’t die in a car crash.