Ladies and gentlemen and others, this is what they call “the good billionaire”!

To anyone celebrating this: you’re defending a fucking bad faith law!

Does any of the recent anti-LGBTQ+ laws are just to protect little Jimmy being a “little confused”, to protect him from “making life altering decisions”? Did any of the Nazi anti-Jewish laws were only made to stop predatory banking? Fuck no! And fuck you if you think we can just "undo it easily later on: no one wants to be the “pervert politician”, no one wants to be smeared by the opposition as “the real misogynist” or a “pervert being occupied with things other than the economy”, so no one will do it.

I don’t like choking in porn. The problem is a failure of both the lack of sexual education, and not holding platforms accountable for replatforming the likes of Andrew Tate, not some smut.

That’s the goal. First ban kink that are more extreme, but word the ban vague enough to be applicable to other things.

We call this kind of bad faith laws as “shotgun laws”, due to how reminiscent they’re to the operation of shotgun-type weapons from video games.

The actual European policies the US is in dire need of importing, not the Orbán and Putin-style dismantling of secular democracies.

The “nazi lolicon pedophile” stereotype pretty much died when those very people had to pretend Vaush having two pictures of VTuber Natsuiro Matsuri (allegedly by accident) meant Vaush was the actual “nazi lolicon pedophile” (all while not touching on the Poppy drama at all).

How long until he meets the same fate as Ian Watkins?

New startup idea: iAir. Pay a certain amount of subscription for air, or we will choke you to death!

Don’t forget about defeating Alan Dershowitz!

Heterosexuality for conservatives is performative masculinity. JoCat got called gay multiple times for earnestly liking women instead of cloacking it multiple layers of both ironic and unironic misogyny. Meanwhile gay men can be some of the manliest men, all while having sex in the most manly way (fisting).

How long until the dental restoration industry lobbies it out to be banned, so they can keep selling their photoshop jobs of people smiling with new teeth alongside crowns and implants, all at an inflated price?

It’s not haveful enough. It needs an angry condescending soyjak in a dentist gear saying:

Okay, you tell me you flossed, but was that floss called <brand name> Ultra Whitening Plus? Let’s talk about your toothpaste! <brand name 1> Sensitive White is garbage, you need to use the much more expensive and harder to come by <brand name 2> Herbal with Chamomille! Let me guess, you also didn’t use the most expensive electric toothbrush! So now I can shame you into paying me the price of a flagship model smartphone each time I pull your teeth out, to be replaced with a proper option. You don’t have the money? Too bad, my elders have lobbied out that teeth should be seen by politicians as “something you smile with” and “something you 100% responsible for”, and otherwise you can always just eat pulpy food for the rest of your life. You’re literally worse than Hitler and Stalin combined for having your teeth eventually go bad, which I pretend is the fault of you not using the right brand of dental hygiene products the right way! Put Mao Ce Tung and Pol Pot into the mix if you have the genes that will make your teeth go bad much quicker.

I’m sometimes thinking about making a post to 4chan about how not saying slurs is basic human decency in the hopes of it fixing a lot of people, and that it’ll end up as a meme the same way the shopping cart post will (I really want some voice actor to read the shopping cart copypasta in the voice of Slavoj Zizek).

It’s never too late to start!

Okay, now depict the [orange capitalist, annoyed] trying to frame this all like when a small and marginalized creator was dogpiled on social media over some interpersonal drama, which means said creator must be a bigot and a serial abuser.

Functional programmers when the content of their PC’s memory change (no longer safe, and no longer upholds functional programming paradigms):

Developers 👏 Developers 👏 Developers 👏 Developers 👏 Developers 👏 Developers 👏 Developers 👏 Developers 👏 Developers 👏 Developers 👏 Developers 👏 Developers 👏

https://dlang.org/

This language was there for a lot longer than Rust, and is not “OCaml, but with curly braces for scopes”.

Th

Here, use this, not that weird letter!

The leopards have a feast tonight.

It’s big tech and anti-porn lunatics like CitizenGo.