Not worrying about money or visa?

… Like. Tierra del Fuego. Or one of those remote areas of Canada/Alaska

Basically a cold, cold place that rarely sees heat. I detest heat.

I loved school uniforms as a deeply autistic young man who really, REALLY struggled with all the silent peer pressures of fashion.

There was an outfit I could wear without half a thought every day and no one cared.

I’m mostly just quoting a video game that was eerily predictive, is all.

Man

Of all dystopias why is Deus Ex becoming true?

This has shades of a conversation you can have in that game’s Hong Kong where a bartender tells JC something to the effect of “China’s ‘repression’ has ironically preserved people’s ability to keep on like, LIVING. Whereas the United States with all its freedom was carved up and eaten by megacorps”

All of them.

My most radical opinion is that every story ever created should be made to end. And continuing any story past a well-made ending is a crime against storytelling.

We should have a law where sequelising a story that already reached a satisfying end incurs fines that quickly escalate into insane amounts of money. Redirect that dosh into funding actual original art.

read this in castlevania dracula voice

• Digimon Adventure (1998) – Contains: Divorced parents who deeply love their children and are willing to put their differences aside for their sake, adopted son learning that his parents really love him and that he really loves them, cool older brother who tells overly-pressured kid to stop trying to meet expectations and go do what makes him happy. (also – Kaiju fights, of course) – Plus, christmas miracle, ALL the family members are alive at the end!

If you’re willing to tank a whole heap of tragedy around the wholesomeness –

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brothehood (and the Manga. Actually I prefer the Manga) is a classic about a pair of brothers who face many difficulties together. It’s really sweet how much they protect each other. Shout out also to their not-sister-childhood-friend for being an honorary third sibling. Then there’s their father, absentee for most of the show, but once he appears he’s fully ready to sacrifice himself for their sake and all that.

raises finger and opens mouth

lowers, closes, walks away

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Enderal was already mentioned so I’ll say Project Brutality

It turns ol’ Doom into a totally new (and so over the top that you can’t help but love it) game

Something tells me you don’t really understand south american geography

It’s closer for the Americans to sail on down to Venezuela than for the Argentinians to do anything.

… Granted, there’s like a dozen south american countries the gringos still have a chance to fuck up.

BRICS is trying to offer us third worlders an alternative to eternally swallowing the United States’ boots, you mean.

Because with every year that passes I slowly turn into my 'pa. I’ll soon be the age he was when he made me, and I look like the spitting image of him. Maybe a bit fatter and a lot gayer.

I do not slowly turn into god with every year that passes.

The so-called “anarchist” boy I met at my union meeting when I

When I touch

Touch his pro-state.

For a second I thought this was a 196 post and was wondering “where is it? Where is the proselytizing shitpost?”

I will say one thing though:

It does feel like this is entirely unsurprising.

Israel have been doing everything in their power to prove they are straight up cartoon villains

And as for Thunberg? Much as as I admire her, it was a matter of time before her speaking truth to power resulted in something like this. If it hadn’t been Israel it would have been the Putin or Trump regimes.

But who knows, maybe now that it’s a white chick getting warcrimed, the bulk of first worlders might maybe possibly start giving a shit about this.

You ever see a person deepthroat a boot?

Me who pirates all his music:

Ah yes. The great tyranny of checks notes digital payment processing

You know, we already have this in Brazil. The countryside has not, in fact, been burninated. In fact, last I checked we’d been schooling the first worlders on how to actually handle fascists.

Oh and we never had to bend the knee to MasterCard’s forced purity rules because our digital payment system isn’t privatised unlike yall’s.

You need to lay off the shrooms, mate. They’re fucking with your mind.

I think the way we treat The Law as a Suggestion is very much a national exclusivity. Other people, especially first worlders, are a lot more reverent about it.