This is why personifying cookies is bad.

Oh, it’s fake.

Just as cringe as the first time I saw you post this. Congrats on being a homophobic racist.

No, they apparently went through with it.

I was hoping this was in some way related to legislation against the “troubled teen industry” but the real cause is that there was a violation of a restraining order:

Gaviola’s son […] obtained a domestic violence protection order against his mother. […] that order was violated when two employees of Sandoval’s agency, a transportation company that delivered minors to the boarding school, picked him up at a skating rink in Fresno.

https://archive.ph/BRYuv

But is it sugary?

Is salt very sour? Very savory? Which one is a better antonym for sweet? What about an antonym for sugary?