In a nation absolutely awash in high-powered weaponry? They are absolutely delusional if they think this will go the way they think it will.

Yes, the old strategy of overwhelming the hospital system with mouth breathers.

Amazing strategy, Raisinhead.

The French had an answer to “Let them eat cake.”

Me thinks the tech-bros won’t like that answer very much.

“I now regret letting a real reporter show how stupid I am, and how stupid I think the American people are.”- Dumb Reich Barbie.

Ah. Just like Jesus would do.

Well played Evangelists.

“Look, this cliff we’ve intentionally drove off is nothing! The fact that we are plunging 300 feet straight down is an irrational fear you’ll all have to get over. pulls out unwrapped, slightly used Worthers Candy, anyone?” - Howard Lutnick.

Last time we had a depression we didn’t have 512 million guns floating around. Gonna be a hot time in the ol town for sure.

Shotgun shells and canned goods are back on the menu, boys!

First thing they do is fire workers. Ease back on the Pffft, there bud.

Oh no!

Anyway…

So I looked up Fort Knox, which holds 147 million ounces of gold, and then I found out that probably the rarest coin in the world is held there.

The 1974 aluminum cent.

And me being really stoned right now, forgot the question.

China is going to eat our lunch.

Then, stuff us into the locker after some atomic wedgies.

Speaking of DOGE, the full list of names and email addresses got posted on bluesky this morning, lol.

Can’t wait for the fallout of that.

Just remember:

When beating your boss, use a bag of Florida oranges. They hurt like the devil and don’t leave a mark.

She probably asked before Elmo filled his nose with ketamine. Never do that when you are dealing with a drug abusing Nazi.

They want Lionel Hutz, not Robert Shapiro.

I’m just here for this fallout meme.

Now I’ll block this idiot.

Raisinhead isn’t gonna stop me from having my kids protected from covid or the flu. I’ll take a day trip to Canada if we have to.

Fucking jackass.

Boomers whose kids have stopped visiting and calling because they are assholes?