Sounds like a distant relative to the Aristocrats

This joke is old as time, the only original part here is the boy being gay instead of straight

They clearly confessed first, works better in the original version imo

What math are you basing 10% off of? Because that’s grossly undervalues the service Valve provides between a store, community hub, unintrusive optional DRM, modding platform and more

That’s Gabes money, not Valve’s and you know it

Yes and before Steam the Publisher kept 60%, 30% is fine

Careful about worshipping at the altar rationality, it is as prone as any god to leading people astray.

What’s with this obsession over Valve making profit? Should they never expand or develop new things? BTW tell your boss I want Unreal back

300 million rotten people sure, this is how I know your opinion isn’t worth the pixels used to display it.

We had a solution for this MOONTOWERS

I have the same relationship with Little Caesars, sometimes you just want trash food and it’s all that will satisfy the craving

The average cup of coffee is a latte in the USA

Tapwater, you don’t need to make shit up when shitting on the USA

Bruh I was just at a Waffle House, they served coffee in perfectly normal ceramic cups, didn’t get any though, felt like the ever rarer Mr. Pibb instead

RAM prices fluctuate but always return to normal pretty fast, at least compared to gpus and cpus

We have tacos, crows do not

The entirety of ww2, Spain transitioned out of fascism relatively peacefully too

That’s a lot of toast

Energy drinks also contain other stimulants of various qualities ranging from b12 to Taurine, C4 uses a different one that managed to jumpstart even my jaded ass to uncomfortable levels after a single can

Maps measure in miles AND kilometers here you have no excuse