Sparky

Calculators. Why use the Google calculator, when there’s one pre-installed in every device you own.

Oh I remember my dad’s Toyota having them in the seat headrests. The screens were pretty crappy since the connection was over composite

Test

I’ve always wondered what the fuck that creature was, and now I’m terrified that these things actually exist. Thanks kind stranger :3

It’s probably some stupid way of describing it’s inertia

That’s why you install it on someone else’s pc :)

I wouldn’t say my hostnames are very creative, but they all have some kind of backstory.

Main desktop: POwOful
It’s a pretty powerful desktop, so why not call it that :)

Laptop: LenOwO
Can you guess the laptop brand?

Server 1: Shitbox
It’s my first server box I ever built, so it’s underpowered and pretty shitty.

Server 2: Stowage
My proper server with actual data parity, and it’s pretty powerful

Server 3: Jank
This one is another shitmix of hardware with random harddrives in raid 0. I am aware that they’ll die at some point, and all of that data stored on it will be lost, so i use it as temporary storage whenever I need to copy something from one machine to another.

Robot vacuum: suckywucky
Yea…

Oh no not the bed sheets

My grandma is still living in Lithuania, and as I’ve heard she’s been told multiple times to prepare canned food for an all out war. If I remember correctly the government told her to keep at least a months worth of food and water In case it gets rough.

Idk who needs to know this, but in Norwegian “runke” means to jerk off. “runk” is the word you add a prefix to in conjugation to get the different inflections

• runke - jerk off
• runker - jerking off
• runket - jerked off

Etc…