That’s kind of loaded. Banned is a strong word but, Cheetos specifically were not only engineered to be addictive, but Frito-Lay isn’t even shy about admitting that.most of the snacks you find in the middle aisles are. Soda included.

Does calling me sweetie give you a boner or something? It’s cool dude I just don’t swing that way. And if I were gay I wouldn’t top for some country bumpkin like you. No offense.

“happily”

I’m sure she’s happy and not stuck. Whatever you need to tell yourself.

To be fair to the meme, Han Solo was a terrible smuggler

Oh no. Some sexist guy in the American Midwest won’t date the nebulous concept of a woman with bodily autonomy! What ever will the women do???

This isn’t saying you can’t get a divorce. It’s saying a woman cannot be legally obligated to fuck her husband.

Nothing I love more than seeing gross takes on the Internet from my home state.

You know what definitely doesn’t spur a people to revolution? A foreign power bombing them. If anything it has the opposite effect.

I do.

Why stop there?

Guarantee housing with a housing stipend and impose massive taxes on additional properties

“one cock sausage coming right up”

If you listen verrrry closely, you can hear the sound of the Democrats having an unpaid intern draft a sternly worded letter.

There are two classes, ownership class and working class. If you don’t make enough from what you own to live for the rest of your life, you’re working class and the party in power does not give one flying fuck about you.

A hipoint pistol can be had for about a hundred dollars. I’ve definitely been in a place in my life where a hundred dollars might as well have been a million. So I get it, I do. But if you can swing it, a cheap pistol throws lead just as fast as an expensive one does.

It took a string of military failures, a famine, and a lot of dead Italians before that picture could be taken.