It’s amazing how much Mike Johnson looks like Stephen Colbert when he was a conservative.

Nah I don’t want to fuck up the seasoning.

The democrats should kick out anyone who votes for this.

I use cast iron.

It’s super simple to care for just toss it in dishwasher after use.

Penis.

No politician deserves bumper space.

That’s how you get autism.

Six dollars?

Why have I been paying three hundred for them?

But you’re right this has definitely reached the end of anything productive.

Well it’s hard to have a conversation about primaries when your definition doesn’t match the DNC’s.

But you’re right this has definitely reached the end of anything productive.

There are people who will be saying that Bernie’s dead body should have ran in 2044.

It was a primary even if you didn’t like it.

She got 4,567 of 4,695 delegates voting for her or 97.21% of the vote for the second primary.

You’re blind if you can’t see what the democrats have done with a majority.

Quote by a forest ranger at Yosemite National Park on why it is hard to design the perfect garbage bin to keep bears from breaking into it:

“There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.”

And the smartest cybertruck owners are way worse then the tourists.

No the combustion occurs internally in the externally located engine.

She won the second democratic primary of 2024 on July 22.

As long as you keep the generator running when you’re driving it’s just an externally located internal combustion engine.

Another eighty million are too lazy to care.

You’ve got to have triple commas to see the great again part.