The other crime here is Bixby.

Subscriptions? Who pays a subscription for Windows?

Well, their “food” now costs as much or more than a nice sit-down meal. And, in my opinion, it’s terrible.

Current and past presidents are prohibited from driving.

Who the hell is Wile E. Coyote?

Update: I love the downvotes. Look at my username!

Something involving a large sheep dog.

Because everyone on Reddit is American? Or that the entire planet is supposed to understand nuanced differences between ounces and fluid ounces that only… what, 3 countries on the planet use?

There we go. Haier is now on my personal “do not ever buy from” list. Congratulations, Haier.