I can only afford to nickel kid these days.

“It would be better if everybody got Polio Types 1, 2 & 3.”

–RFK Jr., probably

Don’t worry kids, you can just buy a degree from The Wharton School.

Snake Oil Feedback Loop achievement unlocked.

Hey Wharton School: This is why you shouldn’t sell degrees to rich parents for their spoiled children.

I hope he lives long enough to see what the history books say about him.