I had no idea Captain Todger was in the German parliament

It made Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2

Does that mean a story about Homer would be a Homey?

https://kassiesa.net/uefa/

This used to be the only way you could view the UEFA club rankings. Billion dollar industry, and some random guy named Bert in the Netherlands was the only way you could learn which leagues were eligible for European football. Still superior to any official sites to this day

How did you get that shirt so clean mate?

I’d imagine this is what OP is referring to

Might be. It is definitely a thing, though.

Oh I have no doubt about that - maybe there’s a story behind their strictness. Maybe the companies I’ve worked for have not yet had an employee publicly embarrass the company to such an extent, that they felt the need to make this a mandatory part of employee onboarding.

That sounds unethical, to say the least. Did they verify if you actually did it, or just “suggest” you do?

There was no top-down verification, but I worked with a few Grade A suck-ups, who would proudly volunteer information on which accounts they used and which posts were theirs. I kept politely ignoring the repeated verbal requests until management moved on to their next big obsession.

Corporations drill it deep into your head that _you do not positively promote your own products or negatively review competitor products

This isn’t a general or global thing. I have yet to be told above in any place I’ve worked, and one place even asked people to write fake reviews on Trustpilot/job sites

George Soros did what?!?!

My cousins are gonna be very upset when they hear this. Gonna fucking ruin our double date

Yeah I guess I was thinking about cost when I said effort. I figured maybe building up would also provide more design challenges to keep the thing from collapsing, or is that negligible?

Very interesting! I never thought of that before. On the building pictured, which would take least effort to double the storage space - making it twice as long, wide or tall?

Mind explaining why this is peak performance? ELI5 if possible

She’s a gift to us all

Management works in mysterious ways 💫

I can imagine that happening. A substantial share of marriages end in divorce, where only 2 adult individuals need to agree on how things should be run. I can’t imagine adding additional people would make things less likely to fall apart

Maybe joining a commune would be easier and achieve what you’re looking for. I found this link: https://www.ic.org/directory/communes/

I don’t get the joke. Does he deserve punishment because he has a piercing?