Ash Williams (Evil Dead franchise) vs. Any/every classic slasher series

“Liberals took Hollywood, Conservatives took Washington”

Jesus. As long as it’s not “noises until 5am”, 5 is a perfectly fine time to start the day

What room is there to be the better person here? Other guy sounds like he was 100% fine and decent

The point is to introduce me to my future wife so stop messaging her!!

I typically cite this as the perfect example of why authoritarianism is bad but yours is good too

“Well what subject did you like best in school?” Is the worst way to choose a major and it’s terrible that college recruiters use it to rope fresh-HS graduates into signing up.

For anyone considering college in the next few years, you should really consider college as a career prep rather than a place to simply learn more. Unless you’ve got the money and support network to just dilly dally for 4+ years, you should be going in knowing 100% what you want to be doing with your life and make sure that courses you’re taking the the connections you make are getting you there.

TrueMAGAPatriot67: Looking 4 cry5tal meet me bhind dumpster at wendys by home depot

This is actually really good to hear because I have a bridge I’ve been trying to sell so having a whole community that I know is full of the most gullible people on the internet will really speed up the process

From the headline I thought he stepped on them or something, but no:

Cardi B took to social media following the big game and said Secret Service presence at the game forced her to do some walking, which ruined her $3000 shoes. Trump became the first sitting president to attend the Super Bowl on Sunday.

The musician then showed off her spiked high heels. Cardi B said the Christian Louboutin stilettos were damaged when she was forced to walk because cart services ended at a certain point in the night at the request of the Secret Service.

“Look how fucked up my shoes [are]. This shoe cost me three bands. All because of Trump. Now I like him lesser!” she said. “Now I like him lesser because you didn’t have to go to no Super Bowl. Fucking up my shoe. Now I don’t really like him.”

THAT was your breaking point?!

This is a big point. I briefly took a job in Northern California two years ago and met more openly-racist bigots and transphobes than I ever met in my Appalachian hometown