Westeros. So pretty screwed unless it’s Dorne or maybe Highgarden.

Pillock is the one I try to use in the car when the kids are there.

It’s also a village in Worcestershire, although that’s two words.

I just found it funny in contrast to the others, but if it works, it works.

Wally

I love all these. But what I particularly love is that there are three really clever ones and the fourth is like, fuck it, let’s just call him a bellend.