Lenny

It’s funny because my good insurance (RIP) paid for my sterilization, all but $6. Seems like that’s the going rate for fuckin off pregnancy

You’re welcome

Any time my parents, on Whatsapp video, want to turn the camera round to show me something.

They gave my cat ket before they euthanized her. She looked absolutely blissful, but certainly in no fit state to run a government.

There was that time he called a rescue diver a pedo because he wasn’t allowed to use his unsafe sub. Oh, and his blatant takeover of the government.

Shorter sentences, bolder statements, hell, they needed to say things that didn’t entirely make sense when you analyzed them, but sounded cool. Political campaigns clearly need to be more approachable, more relatable than what the Dems are doing. Look at AOC, Bernie, and JC, THAT is the messaging that resonates.

Also, way more calls to action. What are YOU doing and what should I do? And stop asking me for damn money - you can invoice me when the work is complete.

I comment loads, but I’m a girl. For science!

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Also !foraging@lemm.ee

Wild greens, berries, fruit, tubers, flowers, pollen for dough… the world is SO edible!

Morels soon!

I upvoted because this isn’t reddit.