It’s really interesting that this problem became apparent all the way back in like 1830 with the Indian Removal Act but we kinda just didn’t do anything about it.

Senators: “Hey if your boss tells you to do something illegal you should not do it.”

Trump administration:

Don’t worry guys Mine Johnson is here to explain why Trump is actually in the right here

I’m not joking he immediately jumped on the defense.

I hope this doesn’t come off the wrong way but she looks unnaturally thin. I hope she’s doing okay.

Calling it now next month she’s gonna shoot herself or get some crazy incurable disease or just have a heart attack

Lmao we won’t be alive in 2026

And to top it all off trump now gets to go around shouting about how “The Leftist Dems cancelled your food stamps”

Which he was gonna do anyway but the Dems relenting makes them look a whole lot worse

When the status quo party can’t even maintain the status quo

Linux girlies are the goats

Ah yes because banning protests always works

Yeah I read about that. Fucking insane. Is it true that she can be sworn in by a federal judge? I read that but haven’t bothered to check if it’s true

On the contrary, I would be totally on board with Canada adopting a few new provinces

Skynet for brown people

I’m not trying to say this isn’t absolutely something Ted Cruz would say out of pocket but I am genuinely curious what the context to this was. Like what discussion could have possibly led to him saying “Stop attacking pedophiles.” Was he trying to be sarcastic?

Something about exposure immunity

RFK probably

Oh they definitely tried too, Fox News was talking about bombing the UN headquarters. It just happened to come out pretty quick that the dumb shits did it to themselves.

Can we have it paraded around the country like the bronze baphomet

Rare Pope W

I can’t decide if I think this is them once again devaluing a stock so he and all his friends can cash in before retracting their claims, or if they just really want women to be miserable during pregnancy.

Both? Probably both.