Linux girlies are the goats

Ah yes because banning protests always works

Yeah I read about that. Fucking insane. Is it true that she can be sworn in by a federal judge? I read that but haven’t bothered to check if it’s true

On the contrary, I would be totally on board with Canada adopting a few new provinces

Skynet for brown people

I’m not trying to say this isn’t absolutely something Ted Cruz would say out of pocket but I am genuinely curious what the context to this was. Like what discussion could have possibly led to him saying “Stop attacking pedophiles.” Was he trying to be sarcastic?

Something about exposure immunity

RFK probably

Oh they definitely tried too, Fox News was talking about bombing the UN headquarters. It just happened to come out pretty quick that the dumb shits did it to themselves.

Can we have it paraded around the country like the bronze baphomet

Rare Pope W

I can’t decide if I think this is them once again devaluing a stock so he and all his friends can cash in before retracting their claims, or if they just really want women to be miserable during pregnancy.

Both? Probably both.

Dole food company eyeing this

I bet he played violent video games, like Among Us

Okay now I’m confused was the roommate trans or not because I was under the impression that was a hoax.

Either way I do think these text messages are fake as fuck. They read just like something Kash Patel thinks a leftist would say

Can we get the Pope’s word on this? This sounds like something you could be crucified for back in the day

I’ve never heard of North Korea is being forced to have hair like Kim

Went a head and had a look. And I thought the cognitive dissonance on Instagram was bad.

“Guys it’s just the unfortunate result of war”

“Supreme Court says Trump and ICE can do ‘Whatever the fuck they want’ from now on”