This is how I assumed things would work when I was a child.

No, no.

We have advanced compost and agricultural strategies to employ here.

Let’s compost their bodies, use them to fertilize fruit trees!

😂😂😂

Vegans get off on acting like they’re better than everyone else for eating ‘clean’ whilst willfully ignoring the damage that’s done to our planet by shoving pesticides and fungicides into the soil and waterways.

While I admire the attempt, no there’s simply no way a vegan will ever do something like this. In the mind of every vegan, they’ve already done their part by eating only plants.

All I’m saying is that it’s pretty easy to spot a Conservative. They do their best to wear their colors. Just sayin’.