

Otters. They are just too damn cute.
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Otters. They are just too damn cute.


My wife finds my obsession with soft butter for toast to be a bit extreme, but I hate trying to spread it cold. I have “soften it in the microwave” down to a perfect science where it comes out soft but not melted.


Did evolution really forget to cover this niche?
IANAScientist, but maybe being a creature that can potentially fly onto land but not be able to walk once there was an evolutionary disadvantage, and was bred out.


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The cute little hands are part of the appeal for me!