My childhood library had a bunch of these, and someone had pain-stakingly gone through them to place sticky notes over every instance of uncovered boobs or genitals depicted in the classic art and sculptures. I, being too young to understand why someone would do that, ripped every sticky off because they were covering up the pictures.

Some sites already do this. Lexisnexis won’t remove all of your info unless you’re a government official, police officer, or have a police report about a threat against you. Absolute bullshit and should be illegal.