I’m too american to listen to what I’m told. I’m gonna get eaten by the titans, sorry everyone

I am hereby consigned and sentenced to death by royal order of his majesty Dominus Thrax, hero of all.

I really shouldn’t be such a contrarian, especially when it comes to faustian deals with magical deep space clones…

Princess Bride. The narrative framework of some shitkid not appreciating that his grandpa is Columbo ruins the whole thing. Those two characters should be cut out and then it can be good. …Okay, Peter Falk can stay.

I’m right there with you. I feel like everyone I know’s a bunch of hermit crabs lining up to upgrade from soda cans and plastic bottles into real shells

2 cups of rice, 1 cup of pintos, 4 flour tortillas, a nebulous amount of grits, 6 english muffins, 6 eggs, a few bananas and plain oat cereal, two bags worth of frozen veggies (cauli, broc, carrots, bell peppers, onions), a single chicken breast, a small roll of ground beef, a small roll of pork sausage, a half gallon of OJ, coffee, tea, oatmilk, and a hand-waved amount of spices, salsa, seasonings, choese, vinegar, and/or sweeteners.

huh, i eat more than i thought. I shop about twice a month, and usually buy the dry and freezable stuff in bulk so I don’t notice as much how much I’m taking in on the regular.

more importantly, why is wood not in the four western elements? Wood fucking rules

oh huh, really showing my age here heh

Hi, nonprogrammer poking my head in from all. What happened in 2009?

Spore :(

Everytime I see it in my library, i feel a little sad.

fuck it, I tried mastodon, I’ll give pixelfed a try too.