Gyroplast

Consider a key pair, consisting of two brutally large numbers, but otherwise pretty much identical. Magical math exists that makes it so that if you math your data with one of these brutally large numbers, you get the original data back only if you math it with the other large number. That’s basically it.

Now we slap convention onto this, and keep one of the paired, large numbers a secret, and call it our private key, the other number is disseminated and called the public key for that reason.

Now everyone can math data with your public key, so that only the paired private key, which only you know, can de-math it. This is encryption/decryption.

Signing is very similar, but now you use your private key, which only you know, to math a digest of your data, and all the world can de-math this correctly only with your public key, thus proving it was indeed your private key used to math the data in the first place, and by extension attribute the signature to your public key identity. Your private key is never known to anyone but you, which is an essential difference to “classical” symmetric encryption with a shared secret.

You may realize how easily a code signature can become a liability, if you fail to keep your private key secret for any reason. You can be trivially impersonated, with basically no chance of recourse or deniability with an SSH key, while you can at least invalidate a GPG key publicly and mark it as “stolen” that way. This is potentially very important, if there’s any legal meaning attached to your signature, and if not, why bother with code signing in the first place, if “trust me bro” is well enough.

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