File this under “no shit.”

Yeah, I learned from my dad - who is a professional driver.

It came in handy in the Army.

Driving a manual transmission vehicle.

Not if I don’t have whatsapp.

That works for my wife. The 2 second dog has also nullified our use of the 5 second rule.

That’s where my bedside table gun would migrate to.

What ever happened to “state’s rights”?

I guess that was just a convenient excuse to keep people as slaves, huh? 🤷

It’s exactly what you voted for, dumbass. 🤦‍♂️

I think the more people who aren’t using corporate operating systems, the better.

I’m firmly against Microsoft, Red Hat, and Ubuntu.

He needs therapy.

Yesterday. It’s cicada season.

Native American flute.

There’s nothing that makes me chill out and vibe faster after work.