Listen to the martial aid with intestinal fortitude!

Trump’s grieving

Citation needed, home slice

And all the cocksuckers in the comment section saying “fwee speech has conseqwences uwu” deserve to be duct taped into a porta potty and set ablaze.

Reporter: “Mr. Krab, why were universities letting this shit bag talk to their students?”

Mr. Krab: “…MONEY.”

E: grammar

Forgot about what, now?

I’d say so. It’s a pretty good movie. Haven’t seen it in a bit myself.

He’s all straight-laced, but the most punk of them all.

I agree, Clyde Frog! Send em to Alligator Auschwitz!

Miller wants to be seen as Big Strong Cowboy Man^TM. Playing with dolls destroys that image. Porcelain dolls drops a Fatboy on that image.

The fact that this administration denied it, tells me it’s 110% TRUE.

This parrot racist has ceased to be! He is a former bigot!

I’m not really familiar with Dragonball… sorry.

Don’t you know that other kids are starving in Japan?!?!

E: ducking autocorrupt

Make. Elon. HOMELESS.

“Don’t touch a hot stove, Timmy.”

Timmy touches hot stove

“OW!”

“That’s why i told you to not touch the stove, Tim.”

You: “QUIT BLAMING TIMMY!”

As Josh Johnson said on the daily show: “she’s too young to be president and too old to be a lady.”

And all for a stupid fucking virtue signal.

That should be the chapter title in the history books a century from now. If we still have books.

If it happens, I’m going full Tubman. I’ll be the underground railroad to whomever needs to escape.

Jake and Logan’s little known dwarf brother.

Fuck. Charlie. Kirk.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

I’ll be waiting for ya, snowflakes.