Is anybody that engages in “a little recreational reading” really that stupid…?

Does he like his toast done on one side…?

If there was a god, she went to the store for a pack of cigarettes a loooooooooooong time ago.

A vote for Bart is a vote for ANARCHY!

It’s on the wrong side…

I’m so fucking tired of the word “cringe” lately.

“Me and the boys was wonderin’ if we could go family style on 'er…?”

He looks like he wants excretes cheese.

Please explain how the words you used don’t mean what the words you used mean. Pretty please.

whoosh

I usually say such things to such individuals not as a way to bring them out of their obvious delusion

Holy fucking reading comprehension, Batman. To be fair ( to be FAIR!), I’m seriously impressed at your writing skills, considering you’re an obvious goldfish.

I usually say such things to such individuals not as a way to bring them out of their obvious delusion, but as a way to highlight said delusion to others that read it afterwards.

Are you three…‽ It would explain your absolutely atrocious understanding of the world around you, and it would be a fine excuse for your conversational/debate “skills.”

I’m white I think it’s enough now to have a right to vote in there, no?

Are you also a billionaire? Cos if you’re not, you might as well cast your vote now, whenever you are. It’ll count just as much as mine in the coming “elections.”

“Rob Schneider is Kenny!”

Titan A.E. isn’t great, but for some reason i enjoyed it.

Ditto Battle: Los Angeles

Is he a mess, or is he depressed?

Does he feel totally worthless?

Who came up with Russia, man?

Degraded man.

Russia, man.

Technician A: “Here’s where the infant went through the windshield. Three points.”

Technician B: "The teenager’s braces around the backseat ashtray would make a good “anti-smoking” ad.

Technician A: "The father must’ve been huge. See how the fat burnt into the driver’s seat with his polyester shirt? Very “modern art.”

“Thank you sir, may I have another!”

Carlin’s 2 Commandments:

Always be honest and faithful to the provider of thine nookie.

Try real fuckin’ hard to not kill anyone unless they worship another invisible man than you.