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Fuck all.
If she has spent her entire life in Texas, Florida or some other backward shithole that would be her entire personality, yeah?
Go and fuck yourself.


Just call “american football” for what it is: sissy rugby


c/opisafuckingidiot
Join me again next week on this episode of “Let’s make no fucking sense” when I will be waxing an owl.


Wow, he said something sensible for the first time.


More than one miss in a swing I presume?


New California Republic, just south of Vault City.


male, neutered cats tend to gain weight
Not just cats, the same happens to male humans after 5-10 years of marriage.


ive been sexually assaulted by girls as a guy.
Care to share some contact details???


remote kill command had been issued to his device.
What the actual fuck?!


Yes, and the same with USA tech companies.
You still can’t read?
No, I am pretty sure you are missing the point. You cannot expect other people to pay for your choices.
The point is you are expecting other drivers to subsidise your road usage.
Tough titties, you need to start contributing now. Less than half of what others do.
There you go.