You get it and die you piece of shit.

It wasn’t closed but it was left in a state that wouldn’t allow it to detain tens of thousands of illegal immigrants and other terrorist dissenters without due process.

Well, good thing His Orangeness reopened Gitmo. How convenient with the upcoming influx of terrorists to disappear.

“We’re going to take in hundreds of billions of dollars in tariffs"

…from ourselves.

Trump still doesn’t understand what tariffs are. You’d think the moron would have Wikipedia’ed tariffs at some point after talking about them for so damn long.

Finally! The American kangaroo farmers were really hurting because of unfair competition from Australia.

Trump should be glad: he’s uniquely special because his special is the short bus kind.

It’s almost as if he’s only in it for the grift…

Do we officially call them the US Gestapo yet or do we wait until they resort to torture on US soil?

Abuse is going to happen In any organization that works with children

Abuse is going to be 10x worse in organizations that specialize in brainwashing and bigotry, emphasize hierarchy and cultivate secrecy.

That’s why, while you’re correct, child abuse cases almost always come from cults (including the widely recognized cults we coyly call churches), sketchy historical children indoctrination outfits like the Scouts, much less often from schools, and rarely from pediatricians and other medical professionals.

Aah, traditions… Joseph Smith and Bring’em Young would be proud.

For what it’s worth, here’s the list of teenage brides of those two holy pedos:

• Teen Brides of Joseph Smith Jr.:

Fanny Alger—16 (JSJ—27 ) Sarah Ann Whitney—17 (JSJ—36 ) Flora Ann Woodworth—16 (JSJ—37 ) Emily Dow Partridge—19 (JSJ—37 Lucy Walker—17 (JSJ—37 ) Sarah Lawrence—17 (JSJ—37 ) Maria Lawrence—19 (JSJ—37 ) Helen Mar Kimball—14 (JSJ—37 ) Melissa Lott—19 (JSJ—37 ) Nancy Mariah Winchester—14 (JSJ—37 )

• Teen Brides of Brigham Young:

Miriam Angeline Works—18 (BY—23 ) Harriet Elizabeth Cook —19 (BY—42 ) Clarissa Caroline Decker —15 (BY—42 ) Elizabeth Fairchild —16 (BY—43 ) Diana Chase —17 (BY—43 ) Emmeline Free —18 (BY—43 ) Ellen Rockwood —16 (BY—44 ) Mary Ann Turley —18 (BY—44 ) Lucy Bigelow —16 (BY—45 ) Mary Jane Bigelow —19 (BY—45 )

Well, somebody had to pick up where the Catholic church left off…

Republicans, like religious authorities and fascists of all kinds, are entirely too concerned by the contents of other people’s pants.

I think he’s just plain senile, but still functional and not at the dribbling stage yet.

I admire her, but… Good luck with that.

That’s insulting to preschoolers.

Can’t we do both?

“check for violence” for any comments that contain the word “Luigi”.

This is gonna make Nintendo retro-garming discussions really awkward.

It’s still $83,999.99 overvalued.

I’m from yesterday. When I was a kid in the 70’s, my tomorrow was the triumph of science, an evermore interconnected world of evermore educated people, the rule of individual rights and freedoms, the retreat of religion and magical thinking, fewer and fewer wars and the gradual end of poverty.

I’m very bitter today because somebody stole my future. But you can also argue that I, a man of yesterday, failed to shape the world of today too. We all failed, those of my generation.

If you’re a person of today, you need to work towards a better tomorrow right now. Because if you don’t, you’ll end up regretting not doing it later in life like I do.

After Andy Yen’s endorsement of the orange utan, I would seriously reconsider using any Proton product.

Yen tried to backpedal meekly several times since then, to get out of the pickle he got himself into with his definitely-not-impressed customers, but it’s a bit late for that: either he’s pro-Trump or he’s naive. Either way, he makes Proton sketchy.