No more Champagne at $100, drink Crystal bubblies for $200 a bottle!

No more French Pinot Noir, everyone do the Zinfandel!

Or perhaps just switch to boxes of USA wine only, glass bottles are too eco friendly anyway :-D

“Let them eat plastic straws!”

“Very tasty, very nutritious! High in fiber, especially the paper wrapper. It’s the best food!”

A king met with other leaders before inviting a wannabe king …

So, how many in the government are called Gaylord? Will they be detained and forced to give up their name? Mandatory change to Petey?

I guess there’s also a Gaylord street and monument here and there?