The ones that exist solely to split the progressive vote to ensure a loss?

I once tin plated a penny and heated it up until it became bronze, when should I expect to start the move?

Elect me to the House or Congress and I will personally throw fists at any GOP aligned member around me.

Kind of me, I have a genetic heart defect I don’t intent to pass on. Though realistically, it was unlikely to happen in the first place.