There are two whole months in which things can go wildly off the rails.

It’s astonishing how long the US election cycle is. There’s longer until the next US election than the entire campaign here in the UK, yet it’s all I’ve heard about for the past three years.

Can you guys not just chill the fuck out?

Speaking as an English man, I don’t have a problem with that front page. They’re not exactly lying, and it’s (mostly) in good humour.