How else will he justify auctioning them off?

In Unearth, the goal is to have enough points via die rolls on a card when a threshold is met to win the card. So higher rolls are generally better.

But, if you have poor luck, and roll below a 3, you get a little token that lets you buy other cards.

If you have the world’s worst luck, and never roll above a 3, there’s a good chance you can win the game through those other cards!

I want something that causes locked-in syndrome and a long ventilator-assisted life.

Maybe then he’ll realize that yes, everyone does, in fact, hate him. And even the cowards he surround himself with will do it straight to his face for once.

SLBM, technically. Submarine Launched Ballistic Missiles.

Just spit balling here, but they probably tune the AI for different thresholds between return and rent out so that they can rake in the damage fees for things that “weren’t there” during the first AI scan.

Between this and the EPA regulation rollbacks, were going to see a whole lot of bloody dead Americans.

Here’s the Wikipedia article on them: https://www.wikiwand.com/en/articles/Electrolyte

For simplicity’s sake, they are salts, acid, or bases that can suspend themselves in a polar liquid, like water, and can conduct electricity.

They help maintain the body’s ability to hydrate, and are critical in maintaining nerve and muscle functions, since they are electric tissues.

It’s also the main electrolyte ingredient in a few electrolyte drinks.

Wouldn’t be the first time, if true.

I generally reframe it from a perspective even they think they understand: Money.

Governments want their money. Less Population = Less Taxes for them to take, ergo, no government is trying to lower their population. And do they, the audience, think that the government is willing to have less money?

I don’t think so!

Suicidal Death Cult

They are actively doing everything in their power to bring about the end of the world.

Yeah, stupid people who lack empathy only get to run for the Republican ticket!

Good though they cut finding to that, too, then.

Thankfully, most of that shit is still on magtape, so actually have to work for it.

The people who made fun of you won’t be laughing when they share 50% of the blame during the damage claim phase of an accident.

And brain worms running the health department…

Yes. People are willing to do all kinds of tasks for money. If nobody wants to do a job it’s because you aren’t paying enough.

Which they would do if the work paid a living wage.