Its posted in a humor sub soooo no

No

No, I have not misunderstood and I do not agree with your argument.

Ah, if you include creoles I can understand where you are coming from. Creoles aren’t even considered fully fledged languages, which is why there is a word for them as a concept, so including them would be wrong. Many of them are also just a mix of a local language and English. They might disappear, or evolve to full languages.

I don’t know the Maltese language, but that description is still more coherent than what has gone down with English whose grammar rules are all over the place. Some rules are from old norse, some are from French, and some are their own. Most if not all rules in English can be broken due to these grammatical influences. There is also the large amount of places English has vocabulary, idioms, metaphors, and other forms of sayings from

What language is even close to English in this regard?

English is the most duct-taped together language, so many languages who affected it deeply

I would if I had any clue as to how

This must be you https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%2Fid%2FOIP.c0Gojv9Ieo6_1xg8wyDICQHaHa%3Fpid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=e34ddc53c9f0e9bad69e05135b148630c5a7d91bdb6d564f61e2b7b29f3bc2cd&ipo=images

Have a 6 7 my dent

Well, you don’t have to be in water to learn the basics. If you have a chair you can lay down on your stomach and practice doing the paddling with your feet, and both the crawl/breaststroke movements until you feel confident that you do know them

How do they realistically expect to stop India doing what they want?

Whatever the newest slang is, the only exception is if I want to embarrass some kids by using it wrong

I am number three, it is quite easy to learn and it can save your life.

Yes, I have less issues that needs to be fixed, or tweaked on Linux than on Winslop. Less popups that appear out of nowhere, and no forced upgrades while being on the toilet

Yes I do, but only rarely, and for each time I do, I have 100s of thoughts where they are just good and kind. Having them frequently or having an intense emotional reaction to this thought can be a cause to seek out a therapist

The AITAs developed into Chatgpt testing grounds, so many stories that were clearly fake