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1 day ago“Hey guys, can we turn off all the cameras so nobody sees the drug deal I’m trying to do?”
“Hey guys, can we turn off all the cameras so nobody sees the drug deal I’m trying to do?”
Same price, fewer chores.
“He tripped and fell down 35 flights of stairs. It was a tragedy.” “The building is only 12 stories tall.” “Yeah, he had to be carried back up a couple of times.”
I’m sure the foxconn plant in Wisconsin will fire up ANY DAY NOW! drums fingers
Probably gave her all the TSA rejects.