I caught my parents in the act of impersonating the Easter Bunny of all things and then called them liars, so they figured they might as well come clean about Santa and all the other traditional imaginary figures to get it all out in the open at once. Dammit guys, even the fucking Tooth Fairy isn’t real. What kind of monsters would lie about that?
I caught my parents in the act of impersonating the Easter Bunny of all things and then called them liars, so they figured they might as well come clean about Santa and all the other traditional imaginary figures to get it all out in the open at once. Dammit guys, even the fucking Tooth Fairy isn’t real. What kind of monsters would lie about that?
I fell asleep the night I was supposed to be the Tooth Fairy.
Had to find an excuse saying that “you are supposed to write a letter to the tooth fairy first”.