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minus-squaretomiant@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up141·9 hours agoBad news, everyone. We have detected cockroaches in the kitchen. The good news is that we just turned off the lights, so now we can’t see them.
minus-squareByteOnBikes@discuss.onlineOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 hours agoAmerica did that for COVID, which is why we had such low numbers. Oh and all those COVID deaths? Natural causes.
minus-squareYgest Wefsid@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-25 hours agoTurning the lights off does not matter anymore, because these accounts glow in the dark. Thats what they look like right now:
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·8 hours agoHoly moley, that’s a perfect metaphor, because we all know how cockroach behavior & numbers accelerate when they’re in the dark.
Bad news, everyone. We have detected cockroaches in the kitchen.
The good news is that we just turned off the lights, so now we can’t see them.
America did that for COVID, which is why we had such low numbers.
Oh and all those COVID deaths? Natural causes.
Turning the lights off does not matter anymore, because these accounts glow in the dark. Thats what they look like right now:
Holy moley, that’s a perfect metaphor, because we all know how cockroach behavior & numbers accelerate when they’re in the dark.