• chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    Just remember the republican motto, “It’s not gay if they’re girls.”

    Also, “It’s not gay if both dicks aren’t out at the same time.”

    And, “It’s not gay if only one guy cums.”

    And, “It’s not gay if it’s non-consensual.”

    And, “It’s not gay if I’m the top.”

    And, “It’s not gay if I’m a power bottom.”

    And, “It’s not gay if the person filming it is laughing.”

    And, “It’s not gay if it’s in the airport bathroom.”

    It’s a long list, but invaluable to those that are questioning their sexual identity, especially lawmakers.