• Vanth@reddthat.com
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    4 days ago

    We watched Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein (1994).

    After several scenes with an unnecessarily shirtless and lubed up Kenneth Branagh, I made a bet he was the director. One quick websearch later, confirmed, the man directed himself into many shirtless shots. Well-played, sir.

    Hopefully later this week we have time for the new Guillermo del Toro Frankenstein. We’ll see if this one is as thirsty for Elordi and Isaac.

    For real, half-naked and lubed up Branagh rolling around making full body contact with a fully-naked and lubed up Robert De Niro. Someone out there cites this as their gay awakening and I wish them well.

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      4 days ago

      The 1994 Frankenstein is just painful. I am certain that the latest del Toro slop will be just as bad.