“He did it. He threw the sandwich.”

That’s how the defense counsel for Sean Dunn, the man who threw a sub-style sandwich at a Border Patrol officer in Washington, DC, this summer began the federal trial against him Tuesday morning.

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    9 hours ago

    As it so happens, they can indict ham sandwiches, but not turkey subs. And I think this is arguably funnier.