Let’s assume there are 340million americans, half of whom have no penis and a fifth of whom are under 18. That leaves 4/10 or 136 million men. Lets say the ejaculate 5ml each, so that 200 men make a litre and 200 litres fill a bath, so 40000 men fill a bath. Easy.
Swimming pool? 25mx10mx1.5m=3750 cubic metres or 3 750 000 000 000 litres. It’ll take too long because each man needs to donate about 10000 litres, and I don’t care how much jizz he’s claiming the over 65s are making, they’ll all have heart attacks if they try that.
We need a compromise of a hot tub sort of quantity. Say 2000 litres, (450 gallons or so in freedumb units) so we just need 400 000 men, well under 1% of potential donors. Very doable.
However, on a practical note, if a man took 10 seconds to make his donation to RFK’s hot tub jizz bukkake drowning pool, and ten men can surround it at once, even with military timing, that’s only 60 per minute, 3600 per hour, that’s 111 hours or about 5 days and nights non stop jizzing at an absolute minimum. It’s gonna go cold and stale, so whether it gunks up the nozzles or not, I think we owe it to RFK for him to go out comfy and we’d best leave the heat and bubbles on as he is gradually overwhelmed by spunk.
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Surely you must be able to put it on a low setting a few degrees below body temperature. And hopefully no one is trying to get randomly pregnant by one the nation’s collective men anyway.
Let’s assume there are 340million americans, half of whom have no penis and a fifth of whom are under 18. That leaves 4/10 or 136 million men. Lets say the ejaculate 5ml each, so that 200 men make a litre and 200 litres fill a bath, so 40000 men fill a bath. Easy. Swimming pool? 25mx10mx1.5m=3750 cubic metres or 3 750 000 000 000 litres. It’ll take too long because each man needs to donate about 10000 litres, and I don’t care how much jizz he’s claiming the over 65s are making, they’ll all have heart attacks if they try that.
We need a compromise of a hot tub sort of quantity. Say 2000 litres, (450 gallons or so in freedumb units) so we just need 400 000 men, well under 1% of potential donors. Very doable.
However, on a practical note, if a man took 10 seconds to make his donation to RFK’s hot tub jizz bukkake drowning pool, and ten men can surround it at once, even with military timing, that’s only 60 per minute, 3600 per hour, that’s 111 hours or about 5 days and nights non stop jizzing at an absolute minimum. It’s gonna go cold and stale, so whether it gunks up the nozzles or not, I think we owe it to RFK for him to go out comfy and we’d best leave the heat and bubbles on as he is gradually overwhelmed by spunk.
This has been a public information announcement. No guarantees are made as to accuracy or fitness for any purpose whatsoever.
But don’t use an actual hot tub or you’ll poach the wigglers.
Surely you must be able to put it on a low setting a few degrees below body temperature. And hopefully no one is trying to get randomly pregnant by one the nation’s collective men anyway.