Sahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoA third of Americans believe Trump’s presidency is part of God’s planwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square208fedilinkarrow-up1517arrow-down125
arrow-up1492arrow-down1external-linkA third of Americans believe Trump’s presidency is part of God’s planwww.independent.co.ukSahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square208fedilink
minus-squareFrezik@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·21 hours agoTony. He’s the shitty stepdad god who gives you a $20 and tells you to go to the store pick him up a pack of Lucky Strikes.
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·20 hours agoIv never met someone I liked that smoked lucky strikes.
minus-squareSalamanderwizard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-214 hours agoOuch. I smoke lucky strikes and I ain’t no God lover or Maga. I smoke em cause they’re cheap. Also not a step dad…and I’d never ask my son to get me my nasty sticks.
Which god?
Tony. He’s the shitty stepdad god who gives you a $20 and tells you to go to the store pick him up a pack of Lucky Strikes.
Iv never met someone I liked that smoked lucky strikes.
Ouch. I smoke lucky strikes and I ain’t no God lover or Maga. I smoke em cause they’re cheap.
Also not a step dad…and I’d never ask my son to get me my nasty sticks.
Checkmate, theists