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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

The haunted look gives away which is which

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The haunted look gives away which is which

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago
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  • vateso5074@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

    • Albbi@lemmy.ca
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      Child stars who then had a pretty successful brand built around them and now have a combined net worth of around a billion dollars.

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        I’m sure the cost was high, they never had a normal childhood and were undoubtedly exposed to negligent and dangerous adults in the industry. But they’ll never want for anything in their lives and neither will their families.

        I’m not sure if I should envy them or feel sorry for them.

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          I don’t envy them at all. They were also exposed to sickos on the internet in the early 2000s who created countdown clocks until they were 18 or publicly fantasized about them while they were underage. It was so gross. That’s when we should have learned the internet was not the utopia we thought it would be.

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            I mean… I was online in 96 and utopia is not a word that ever crossed my mind. And that was before all the cyberpunk literature I then read.

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            I’d rather be angry than poor in the US.

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              Why not both? Then you can be a maga NPC.

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                Tons of impoverished americans arent magats and are still angry. We live in a shithole, we should be angry. What are you trying to say by this?

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                  Magats are in the ascendancy right now, in case you weren’t watching. Those others are just standing back and taking it…

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          I’m sure the cost was high… But they’ll never want for anything in their lives

          Two words: therapy. 😅🤌🏼

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        Yeah but how many child actors become healthy adults…

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          Daniel Radcliff and Emma Watson come to mind. But not much else

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            I was also thinking about Haley Joel Osment.

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      Their careers are financially meaningless to them. IIRC they are both Billionaires.

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    …they was babies when i was 11…wtf?..

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      Cocaine.

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        Anorexia, actually.

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          I heard copious cigarettes and alcohol. But anorexia wouldn’t surprise me.

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      Porn’s not a forgiving career.

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    I loved that Netflix documentary they were in several years back called The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance.

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      I, being bad at faces… And apparently names … Didn’t realize that the non-twin was the Scarlet Witch until my wife pointed it out.

      (It’s a good thing I have her. I’m very oblivious.)

      edit: -t

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    One is worried she will not reach the toilet on time, the other already knows it is too late.

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    Meanwhile, I fear the truth behind the look is even darker and more disturbing.

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    I get that they’re wealthy and all, but I don’t like that they mostly stay away from the spotlight and people still make fun of their appearance.

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    Left knows how, right knows when.

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      Right fucks me to death in approximately six seconds.

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    To me sound more like one is the CAPS LOCK version of the other one.

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    Two scarlet witches are better than one

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    They are 2/3 of the future seeing machine from Minority Report.

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    Hail, Thane of Cawdor.

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    I can already see/smell the low-ceiling foggy hut full of reagents where they live deep in the woods

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    Theta because one of them is about to do it.

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    Ashley <3

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    One got to smack Aubrey Plaza on þe butt, which is why she looks less haunted.

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      That was the third one.

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        Elizabeth is a 3rd? And she’s younger?

        I didn’t realize þere were more þan two; she looks more like þe one þan þe twin does, and older.

        TIL.

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          Will you please quit it with the þ junk? It’ll take an AI about two seconds to ignore or correct you. You’re not poisoning any algorithms.

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      This might be a woosh for me, but that’s another, younger, sister.

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