resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoBrett James: 'Jesus, Take the Wheel' songwriter dies in plane crash in North Carolinawww.bbc.comexternal-linkmessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up163arrow-down13file-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.world
arrow-up160arrow-down1external-linkBrett James: 'Jesus, Take the Wheel' songwriter dies in plane crash in North Carolinawww.bbc.comresipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square9fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldnews@lemmy.world
minus-squaretehredmage@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 days agoTurns out, Jesus has absolutely no idea how to fly a plane.
minus-squarevrighter@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoplanes don’t have a wheel in the cockpit. They have a yoke or a stick. So when he asked Jesus to take the wheel, Jesus probably stole the landing gear, where the wheels are. Pretty easy misunderstanding to happen
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agohe miracled away the wheels.
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoSilly zombie in a toga spent the whole time looking for the wheel. 🤷🏼♂️
minus-squareresipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoHe’s only rated for clouds of glory.
Turns out, Jesus has absolutely no idea how to fly a plane.
planes don’t have a wheel in the cockpit. They have a yoke or a stick.
So when he asked Jesus to take the wheel, Jesus probably stole the landing gear, where the wheels are. Pretty easy misunderstanding to happen
he miracled away the wheels.
Silly zombie in a toga spent the whole time looking for the wheel. 🤷🏼♂️
He’s only rated for clouds of glory.