[blue, speaking from behind a lectern] Our corporation will TRANSFORM healthcare
[purple, celebrating] Awesome! I love startups! New technologies will solve everything!
[blue, now more smug] …by making it more efficient for hospitals to collect debt from their customers
[purple is malding]
Eh, I’d welcome better payment processes in health care. I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve been past due even though I had the money, just cuz the payment portal is a mess.
Bassett in NY did ya one better. They contracted with a debt collection company for all bill processing and the payment portal is a total mess.
I just ignore everyone until I get the final notice. Fuck them they will get my money at the last possible moment.