• darkmarx@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Ridiculous theory ahead…

    Kimmel tells a joke that angers the red hats. ABC suspends the show because of pressure from Sinclair and Nexstar. Disney let’s loose their band of rabid lawyers and decides to go scortched earth. ABC waits a period of time for the outrage to build and bring him back but to Disney+ or Hulu, outside Sinclair and Nexstar influence. They get most of their subscribers back. Kimmel comes back to a massive audience. He gives a scathing opening monolog. The show ends with Disney releasing the Epstein files. Kimmel then gets the Nobel prize for some reason.

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      2 days ago

      It’s missing the part where Kash Patel, inspired by Trump generated AI meme of the fbi arresting Obama, drives to the oval office to arrest him on live TV, while he’s sitting next to the president of Abberbaizian and Albania, with child molesting charges.